You can’t truly appreciate the top

If you’ve never hit rock bottom.

Good Morning.

Be With Me And I Will Win The World
Was All You Said When You Proposed.
True To Word, We Have Been Together
And On The Top Of The World Since Then.
Love Our Togetherness.
Lets Win The World Forever Together.

Happy Anniversary.

*SOME IRONIES THAT EXIST IN INDIA :*–😊

1. Politicians *Divide* us, Terrorists *Unite* us.

2. Everyone is in hurry , but *no one* reaches in time.

3. Priyanka Chopra earned more money playing *Mary Kom*, than the Mary Kom earned in her entire career.

4. Its dangerous to talk to a *strangers,* but it is perfectly ok to marry one.

5. Most people who fight over *Gita and Quran*, have probably never read any of them.

6. We rather spend more on our daughter’s *wedding* than on her *education*

7. The *shoes* that we wear are sold in air conditioned show rooms, the *vegetables* that we eat are sold on the footpaths.

8. *Most* of the guys who have been ignored by Girls in young age, possesses actually the nicest and better husband material.

9. We live in a country where seeing a *policeman* makes us nervous rather than feeling safe.

10. In IAS exam, a person writes a brilliant 1500 words essay about how Dowry is a social evil and *cracks the exam* by impressing everyone.
One year later same person demands a dowry in crores, because he is an IAS officer.

11. Indians are very *shy* and still are 133 Crores.

12. Indians are obsessed with screen guards on their smartphones even though most come with scratch proof Gorilla Glass but never bother wearing a *helmet* while riding bikes.

13. It is shallow to ask for *dowry* but prospective bride grooms should make six or seven figured salaries and *preferably* *settled* in USA.

14. *A porn-star* is accepted in society as a celebrity, but *a rape victim* is not even accepted as a normal human being.

*Best ever lines :*
Try to understand people before trusting them … *Because* we are living in such a world, where artificial lemon flavor is used for *”WELCOME DRINK”* and real lemon is used in *”FINGER BOWL”*😊…!!
And we never feel ashamed of our above said bad habits, rather shout on roof tops claiming greatness of indian culture.

સસલુ ચકલીને ઝાડ પર બેઠેલી જોઈને: તુ શુ કરે છે?_
ચકલી: _કંઈ નથી કરતી. આરામ કરુ છુ._
સસલુ: _તો ચાલ મારે પણ કંઈ નથી કરવુ_
_(સસલુ ત્યાં જમીન પર બેસી જાય છે અને પાછળથી સિંહ આવીને શિકાર કરી નાંખે છે)_
ચકલી: _*કંઈ ન કરવા માટે પણ Top Level પર હોવુ જરૂરી છે.*_
એટલે પહેલા લેવલ બનાવો અને પછી આરામ કરો. Good Morning 😊